Henry frowned a little. "You haven't tried enchanting small notebooks to serve in place of texting?" he asked, tilting his head curiously. Surely even without an education with the Letters, John had to have known about that. It was basic. Or had John known about it and just never bothered teaching the boys because not only was all magic evil and wrong, but the advances in communication...clearly made such things obsolete.

"The towels aren't even anything worth writing home about and I think the most frustrating thing is the permanence of the decor."