"First of all, let me just say, I have no idea what Peter's penis feels like and I hope I never do." Because oh dear God.
But she didn't want to give Liz the chance to choke on that response and went on to say, "Are you serious, you've never masturbated? If you don't know how to get yourself off, how is he supposed to figure it out?"
That...really wasn't the point either, but God this was awkward. She tried to pull herself back to a more productive place. She cleared her throat. "It's...when you're kissing, you know that ache, that feeling like there's something you need? Penetrative sex is really good at quieting that ache. It's not an emotional thing. I mean, it can be, but mostly, it's physiology.
"It might hurt a little at first of if he's really big, but then it just feels like... well, usually, for me it feels like 'oh thank fuck', like a drink of water when you're thirsty. An orgasm feels like you're wound so tight you're going to break and then you do and it's a relief and release."
God, she was doing a really bad job of this. She sighed. "The best way to learn what it feels like is to use your fingers or a vibrator." Oh, she'd asked that other question. Right. Uh.
"Penises feel...like really soft skin over a thick finger with no knuckles." Worst. Description. Ever.
Re: Liz and Kitty
But she didn't want to give Liz the chance to choke on that response and went on to say, "Are you serious, you've never masturbated? If you don't know how to get yourself off, how is he supposed to figure it out?"
That...really wasn't the point either, but God this was awkward. She tried to pull herself back to a more productive place. She cleared her throat. "It's...when you're kissing, you know that ache, that feeling like there's something you need? Penetrative sex is really good at quieting that ache. It's not an emotional thing. I mean, it can be, but mostly, it's physiology.
"It might hurt a little at first of if he's really big, but then it just feels like... well, usually, for me it feels like 'oh thank fuck', like a drink of water when you're thirsty. An orgasm feels like you're wound so tight you're going to break and then you do and it's a relief and release."
God, she was doing a really bad job of this. She sighed. "The best way to learn what it feels like is to use your fingers or a vibrator." Oh, she'd asked that other question. Right. Uh.
"Penises feel...like really soft skin over a thick finger with no knuckles." Worst. Description. Ever.