"I mean... I'm pretty irresistible, so" He playfully winked. "But I stopped after a while because my friend Max threatened to kick my ass and while she's hot so it wouldn't be too bad, I like to keep my junk between my legs."
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Re: Alec and Dean
"I mean... I'm pretty irresistible, so" He playfully winked. "But I stopped after a while because my friend Max threatened to kick my ass and while she's hot so it wouldn't be too bad, I like to keep my junk between my legs."