Thor never knows what to do when people start crying. Especially women. That was probably part of the reason for his and Jane's definitely, totally, and completely mutual-dumping. That and the fact that he disappeared sometimes for months on end. And that she couldn't contact him. And that for all she knew he could be dead. And that she met someone else.

Thor takes another swig from the bottle, briefly looks down at the eye still bobbing in water, then redirects his gaze back over at Alec.

"You seem to be able to hold your drink, though," Thor observes. "Most humans aren't. The last time the Avengers all got together for drinks--" That felt like ages now. "--Banner and Barton were on the precipice of tipsy and toasted before the afterparty started."