Drinking with a god was an interesting experience and lent itself to actually getting his buzz on. He hadn't been that drunk since he first arrived and Moana found him outside in a bush.

"So, I shit you not, there actually is a mermaid at the strip club. I'm talking underwater and gills - no tail though. She's smoking hot. And while we're casing the joint, Max has to pretend to be a stripper because that's the only way girls can get inside. So we're about to break her out, right? And this guy shows up. We think he's the bad guy so we kick his ass. Turns out, he's her mate. By the time we get back inside, she's been taken by the actual bad guys and we have to break into this water plant, kick a bunch of douche-bag's asses. We get her and her mate or whatever out. Big happy family. Who just happen to have a bunch of fish/human hybrid eggs to take care of." So eventually the ocean really would have mermaids in them.