"My brother, Loki, and I -- we were on Earth, looking for my father, who he had been impersonating for the last four years after he cast a spell on him and dropped him off at a retirement home."
Thor is completely unaware that he's rambling and could probably sum this up much quickly by cutting out the preface.
"But then we found him and he told us we had a secret sister who he'd been keeping trapped for like, thousands of years or something, I don't know. I never met her."
Thor finishes the bottle, then stacks it in a row with the others. Like little soldiers, those bottles.
"In any case, he died and then she appeared and broke my hammer and tried to kill Loki and I. I wanted to fight her, but Loki summoned the Bifold, which is this bridge that transports you between the Nine Realms. And long story short," he says, though this story has already gone on long enough, "she cast us both off the bridge and I landed in a trash heap in Sakaar where I ended up fighting off a bunch of scavengers and then they trapped me in this net covered with these things called Obedience Discs, and then this other person, Valkyrie -- she's a friend now, by the way -- showed up and killed all them and then brought me back to the Grandmaster."
A beat.
"She got paid 10 million for me," he says, proudly. He hadn't been proud of that at the time, but now with some distance, he could appreciate being sold for a fine price.
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Thor is completely unaware that he's rambling and could probably sum this up much quickly by cutting out the preface.
"But then we found him and he told us we had a secret sister who he'd been keeping trapped for like, thousands of years or something, I don't know. I never met her."
Thor finishes the bottle, then stacks it in a row with the others. Like little soldiers, those bottles.
"In any case, he died and then she appeared and broke my hammer and tried to kill Loki and I. I wanted to fight her, but Loki summoned the Bifold, which is this bridge that transports you between the Nine Realms. And long story short," he says, though this story has already gone on long enough, "she cast us both off the bridge and I landed in a trash heap in Sakaar where I ended up fighting off a bunch of scavengers and then they trapped me in this net covered with these things called Obedience Discs, and then this other person, Valkyrie -- she's a friend now, by the way -- showed up and killed all them and then brought me back to the Grandmaster."
A beat.
"She got paid 10 million for me," he says, proudly. He hadn't been proud of that at the time, but now with some distance, he could appreciate being sold for a fine price.