"I would very much like to meet this Joshua," Thor says and indeed he would. "And I heard about the bear, but not the dog. I was instructed not to hurt the bear, but why would anyone hurt a bear? Bears are fun. I'd wrestle the bear, but I would not kill it."

It all comes out in one long, stream-of-consciousness ramble. He downs a hefty chunk of his bottle, then sets it back down.