"Self-defense," he says. "The only time it is ever acceptable to kill a snake."
Thor takes another swig out of the bottle.
"I have a snake story too," he says. "From when I was a child. I was out in the palace garden when I discovered this large snake out among the bushes. It was truly a creature to behold; its scales glistened green prismatic. So naturally, I picked it up to admire it, but it turned out to be my brother. He transformed back into himself and he stabbed me."
A beat.
"Just one of many sibling-involved attempts on my life," Thor says, smiling fondly to himself.
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"Self-defense," he says. "The only time it is ever acceptable to kill a snake."
Thor takes another swig out of the bottle.
"I have a snake story too," he says. "From when I was a child. I was out in the palace garden when I discovered this large snake out among the bushes. It was truly a creature to behold; its scales glistened green prismatic. So naturally, I picked it up to admire it, but it turned out to be my brother. He transformed back into himself and he stabbed me."
A beat.
"Just one of many sibling-involved attempts on my life," Thor says, smiling fondly to himself.