"Not exactly saving the while planet three times, but we do what we can." He had heard all the stories at least once by now.

Then an idea went through his head.

"Hey, can you sign this coaster?" He held up a coaster meant for a glass. "Sign it Spider-Man. Talk about how he's awesome or some shit. The kid will probably lose his shit."

And while Alec pretended not to be aware, his real birthday was coming up.