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[OTA] Amazing Organ
Jackson was, as often at this hour (unless he had plans with Corbie), at the bar, and well on his way to completely sozzled. He would have sworn up and down that he could still walk in a straight line, if asked, but the truth was that that line would have to be a little squiggly in places. But his Virginia drawl was more pronounced than usual, and he was at that energetic, talking-too-much stage where everybody nearby might be treated as a friend, no matter what his relation to them were, if they even had one.
"We don't talk about it often enough," he told the next such person his eyes landed on, without so much as a hello, "but the clitoris is, by far, the best organ in the entire human body. 'd ya know it's the only organ, the only one, that serves no purpose but pleasure? That's just..." His hands moved in the air as he looked for the right word, narrowly avoiding splashing bourbon with the one still holding a glass. "That's amazin'. Twice as many nerve endings as in a penis, too. Just picture that amount of pleasure. Men got played."
Perfectly respectable conversation to have with anyone, after ingesting as much bourbon as he had. Perfectly. Respectable.
"We don't talk about it often enough," he told the next such person his eyes landed on, without so much as a hello, "but the clitoris is, by far, the best organ in the entire human body. 'd ya know it's the only organ, the only one, that serves no purpose but pleasure? That's just..." His hands moved in the air as he looked for the right word, narrowly avoiding splashing bourbon with the one still holding a glass. "That's amazin'. Twice as many nerve endings as in a penis, too. Just picture that amount of pleasure. Men got played."
Perfectly respectable conversation to have with anyone, after ingesting as much bourbon as he had. Perfectly. Respectable.
Jackson & Snow
Today, though. She hadn't choked on whiskey since she was fifteen, but she did right then, staring at him through her spluttering as phantom pain flared between her legs. "What?"
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Snow still couldn't drink milk.
"I ain't confused," she snarled.
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She screamed and swung her fist as hard as she could at his face.
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"Get. Away. From. My. Daughter." Her voice dripped with venom like to promise he touched her little girl again, she'd burn his hands off with it. Which only made it more incongruous that her no-longer-blazing hand settled at Snow's shoulder warm and steady with a silk-over-steel murmur of, "Snow."
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And carefully looking away from what her brain wanted to call "one more dead peasant," she murmured, "Close your eyes, Snow," and drew her in against her body. When Snow would hopefully not be able to see the magic that might set her off further, Regina flipped her wrists to summon the mists that would teleport them both away.
As the purple smoke closed around her, Jackson might have heard her say, "I'll speak to you later." By then she might be less bloody-minded and willing to listen to him too.
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And a cigarette. And some ice.
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When she sat beside him, she caught the bartender's attention, asked for a single malt for herself and signified she'd "pay" for another for the Captain as a peace offering before she spoke. When she did, it was only to ask mildly, "Please explain why my daughter is hysterical over you talking about sex. I suspect I haven't gotten a clear story."
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He hadn't been engaging anyone in conversation anymore, though. Just putting that bourbon away.
He blinked hazily when someone took the stool beside him, and turned a slightly unfocused gaze on... ah, Regina. Maybe he should've taken this to his room after all.
"I don't know why you think I could give you a clearer story," he slurred at her. It was obvious that he would, at this stage, have a hard time giving anyone a clear story about something that was clear to him.
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Sighing when she focused again, noting the damage Snow had done, Regina lifted a hand toward the bruising on his face. Her skill at healing magics was minimal, but cuts, bumps and bruises, she could manage. "May I?"
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She shook her head, but raised her hand to the worst of the bruising anyhow. Her fingertips glowed a shade of violet not unlike the one his face would turn without her healing. It took a little while and it wasn't complete, but it should, she thought, be enough to clear up the pain enough he would talk.
"There. I trust you're still drunk. Now, will you please tell me what you said to my daughter? She can't, and I need to know so I can help her."
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He didn't feel that much better for it right now, given how much of a goddamn efficient anesthetic bourbon was, but he would be thankful in the morning, or whenever the hell he woke up. When was his next shift? Who cared.
"I's just talkin' about the clitoris, and she started whalin' on me," he replied distractedly, because he had no real answers for Regina. That was all he knew, and he didn't understand what had happened, and didn't care to. Snow didn't want him to. Her fists had made that clear.
He reached for his glass, and finished it with one last swill.
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