[OTA] Amazing Organ

[st_illfleshandblood]

Jackson was, as often at this hour (unless he had plans with Corbie), at the bar, and well on his way to completely sozzled. He would have sworn up and down that he could still walk in a straight line, if asked, but the truth was that that line would have to be a little squiggly in places. But his Virginia drawl was more pronounced than usual, and he was at that energetic, talking-too-much stage where everybody nearby might be treated as a friend, no matter what his relation to them were, if they even had one.

"We don't talk about it often enough," he told the next such person his eyes landed on, without so much as a hello, "but the clitoris is, by far, the best organ in the entire human body. 'd ya know it's the only organ, the only one, that serves no purpose but pleasure? That's just..." His hands moved in the air as he looked for the right word, narrowly avoiding splashing bourbon with the one still holding a glass. "That's amazin'. Twice as many nerve endings as in a penis, too. Just picture that amount of pleasure. Men got played."

Perfectly respectable conversation to have with anyone, after ingesting as much bourbon as he had. Perfectly. Respectable.

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Re: Jackson & Sunny

[st_illfleshandblood]

Jackson shrugged, unbothered by what might have offended somebody else. "Didn't force you to stick around for it," he confirmed. And that was another darling he'd just bitten back, absolutely. Or to actually engage, for that matter, because she'd been a willing participant.

Re: Jackson & Sunny

[st_igmatized]

"You didn't," Sunny agreed. "I did. Doesn't change the fact that that's not what I thought I'd be doing."

Re: Jackson & Sunny

[st_illfleshandblood]

"I don't think any of this was what any of us had planned," Jackson pointed out, bemused.

Re: Jackson & Sunny

[st_igmatized]

Sunny blinked, a little surprised by that turn. "What, being here or impromptu sex ed?"

Re: Jackson & Sunny

[st_illfleshandblood]

Jackson huffed out a short laugh. "Both, I suppose."

Re: Jackson & Sunny

[st_igmatized]

"Fair enough," Sunny nodded. "Any other words of wisdom you want to impart while I'm in this inexplicable mood to listen?"

Re: Jackson & Sunny

[st_illfleshandblood]

Jackson thought it over, then answered, "I'mma quit while I'm ahead. Don't wanna risk ruinin' the moment."

Re: Jackson & Sunny

[st_igmatized]

Sunny was so surprised by that answer that she laughed. Not incredulous or uncomfortable, just actual bright, amused laughter that forgot for a moment to be on guard around him. "Oh, good for you," she teased.

Re: Jackson & Sunny

[st_illfleshandblood]

"What's that?" Jackson asked, lips ticked up into an amused smile.

Re: Jackson & Sunny

[st_igmatized]

"Uh-uh," Sunny said, shaking her head and getting to her feet. "I think we should stick with that quitting while ahead thing. I'll see you around." And she turned to go without giving Jackson a chance to step in it.

She didn't understand her motivations in having that conversation. But she did know that it wasn't likely she'd let him talk to her like that again. Best end it before she had cause to break his nose.