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Jackson was, as often at this hour (unless he had plans with Corbie), at the bar, and well on his way to completely sozzled. He would have sworn up and down that he could still walk in a straight line, if asked, but the truth was that that line would have to be a little squiggly in places. But his Virginia drawl was more pronounced than usual, and he was at that energetic, talking-too-much stage where everybody nearby might be treated as a friend, no matter what his relation to them were, if they even had one.

"We don't talk about it often enough," he told the next such person his eyes landed on, without so much as a hello, "but the clitoris is, by far, the best organ in the entire human body. 'd ya know it's the only organ, the only one, that serves no purpose but pleasure? That's just..." His hands moved in the air as he looked for the right word, narrowly avoiding splashing bourbon with the one still holding a glass. "That's amazin'. Twice as many nerve endings as in a penis, too. Just picture that amount of pleasure. Men got played."

Perfectly respectable conversation to have with anyone, after ingesting as much bourbon as he had. Perfectly. Respectable.

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A beat passed. The android simply stared at the Lieutenant, simulating a blink so as to appear disarming.

Jackson's lips ticked up in a half smirk. "Goading drunk physicians? Get a better hobby, kid."

Connor tilted his head an inch. “Does that make your hobby being a drunk physician?”

"One of 'em, for damn sure," Jackson replied without missing a beat. Alcohol was a fantastic way to pass the time, as far as he was concerned. Thank God they had an unlimited supply in this place, or he might have lost his mind already.

Connor would have asked if Jackson considered it 'fun' but it would have been disingenuous. He was fully aware of the properties that made alcohol appealing to humans. Instead, the android picked two black and cocktail sized straws from a metal tin nearby and inspected them.

"You and my partner would agree."

"Your partner sounds like someone who knows how to have a good time," Jackson replied cheerfully. He didn't figure the man would be here, or Connor would have hinted as much already. Shame, that.

"Not these days." Leaving it at that, Connor intertwined the two straws thoroughly and tugged them apart seamlessly, as if by magic. Satisfied, he set them in the discarded napkin for the bartender to take care of. "Well then. Captain. It was good to meet you."

"You too, kid," Jackson told him with a friendly smile. "You too. You ever change your mind about sex, I'll be happy to give you some advice."

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