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[st_ormbreaker]

Is anyone in need of something to do?

I'm in dire need of a cape. I've been without one for months now and I miss the weight of it.

Comments

[st_ratagem]

Crocodile tears! Make your own cape, brother.

[st_ormbreaker]

If I make one, I'm going to make one for you too so the two of us match.

[st_ratagem]

I don't need a cape. I have a coat.

[st_ormbreaker]

Guess you only like capes when it's the Grandmaster giving them to you.

[st_ratagem]

Hasn’t happened for me yet, remember?

Regardless I suspect liking and disliking didn’t come into it. Staying in favor with lunatics requires focus,

[st_ormbreaker]

If you wanted to, you could wear a cape now and stay in my favor.

A green one with a yellow interior.

[st_ratagem]

I can live without your favor, brother.

[st_ormbreaker]

😢😢😢

[st_ratagem]

There are diminishing returns on sad faces, you know. And they didn’t return much in the first place.

[st_ormbreaker]

😈😈😈

[st_ratagem]

Now you’re just being nonsensical.

[st_ormbreaker]

You just don't know anything about emojicons.

[st_ratagem]

Thankfully no, but I still feel confident that purple demon face is meaningless in context.

[st_ormbreaker]

I think you just don't know what it means.

[st_ratagem]

Or you don’t.

[st_ormbreaker]

You don't. Trust me. You'll know it when it happens.