strangetrip | [posted to everyone] ATTENTION

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Please be on the lookout for this dog:

He might have escaped, a little bit. Don't be fooled by his fluff.

I'm sure I'll be fine. A neutron star was unable to kill me. I doubt a dog will.

Pride before a fall.

Give me a decent Asgardian funeral.

And of your inheritance?

I don't think I have much of an inheritance.

Regardless, I will settle any grudges that outlive you in your stead. It is the last I can do as your lieutenant.

I will need someone to give Loki a hard time when I am gone.

Taken care of.

I'm glad Loki will be in good hands.

You both realize I can look after myself, don't you?

Are you going to give yourself a hard time when I'm not there to do so?

Probably no more than usual.

Which is why you'll need a suitable Thor replacement.

I promise you, I will never consider Valkyrie a replacement for you, brother.

:) :) :)

I am duty bound to fulfill his request. I don't make the rules.

And yet I suspect if you didn’t want to obey, you wouldn’t.

Have I been at all subtle about that? My apologies, Your Highness. I'm not usually so shy.

Never fear, I wouldn’t call subtlety one of your stronger suits.

Edited 2019-01-13 02:38 (UTC)

Were minding yourself one of yours we wouldn't be having this conversation.

I’m healthy and alive, how much minding do I need?

A responsible eye when the catnip's out.

I seem to recall you were the one who set it out in the first place. I call entrapment!

I take responsibility for awakening addiction.

And well you should! You are a terrible influence.

st_allionofdoom - 2019-01-13 04:13 (UTC) - Expand