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[st_igmatized]

Need someone to come put me down.

No, really.

I don't know how it happened but I know what happened and everyone walking by my door smells delicious and the only reason I haven't done anything is this severe light allergy I thought was no longer a part of my life, so someone get the hell to Safari Room with a wooden stake, please.

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Re: Private

[st_ratagem]

Yes, well, under other circumstances it would be a terrible idea, but I feel certain there’s chaos enough at the moment. I like to stand out, piling on is far less fun.

Consider it done. All entrances and exits, within the next few minutes. Do reach out if you’ve a need after that.

Re: Private

[st_igmatized]

I will.

And I solemnly swear I will not reveal you do the occasional not terrible thing.