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[GP/EP] THE FLOOR IS LAVA
It was arrival day, and therefore it was possible that there would be new inmates arriving at any time. Someone else might have delayed this until some other day, but for Loki the prospect of new people was simply a bonus. New arrivals tended to be confused and upset already, any consideration from him was unlikely to change that, so he didn't plan on displaying any. He'd already raided empty rooms and moved much of their furniture into the hallways, that was enough general consideration for one day.
Instead, he took a seat on the front desk (ignoring Darryl, who also ignored him) and wove a spell that would let him be heard by everyone in the Inn. "Good morning, fellow residents. It's been a quiet few weeks, hasn't it?" All the weeks, barring undead invasion, tended to be quiet here. It wasn't exactly maddening, but Loki had spent two months being quiet and exceptionally well-behaved, for him.
"To break the monotony, I give to all of you a rousing game of The Floor Is Lava. For those of you who may not know it, it's a descriptive name. When I call time, the floor will become lava. If you touch it, you will die. Metaphorically, at least, so take this seriously." Those who sincerely wished not to play would have no difficulty; the lava was an illusion, and any 'reality' to it depended on belief or buy-in. For those who sincerely didn't want to play, the floor would simply look odd. This was fun mischief, not viciousness. "Also, because I know some people need encouragement in order to engage with fun, the spell creating the lava has been broken and invested into several individual runes and hidden around the Inn, discoverable only by those playing the game. The lava ends when all of those runes are disrupted - you win - or when no one is left alive to disrupt them and I win." That was only sensible. There was no reason to continue playing a game when no one else was playing it.
"Furniture only, staircase railings are fine. No books, no bags, no cloth, the dead can't speak but if they wish to continue playing they may come back as a lava monster under my dominion." Even in games, there were fates worse than death. "Lava monsters may do as they please, including trying to pull the 'living' into the lava. Should there be a clear non-me winner somehow, I'll owe that person a favor of their choice, at some point in the future."
Did that cover everything? It seemed like it, but he could always make another announcement if he had to. "The floor becomes lava in ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... two...." He spaced out the countdown enough to make sure that everyone who wanted to scramble for furniture high ground was easily able to do so.
"...One." Loki released the spell and the floors everywhere in the Inn (for those who believed it or at least bought in to the game) turned to churning hot lava.
Instead, he took a seat on the front desk (ignoring Darryl, who also ignored him) and wove a spell that would let him be heard by everyone in the Inn. "Good morning, fellow residents. It's been a quiet few weeks, hasn't it?" All the weeks, barring undead invasion, tended to be quiet here. It wasn't exactly maddening, but Loki had spent two months being quiet and exceptionally well-behaved, for him.
"To break the monotony, I give to all of you a rousing game of The Floor Is Lava. For those of you who may not know it, it's a descriptive name. When I call time, the floor will become lava. If you touch it, you will die. Metaphorically, at least, so take this seriously." Those who sincerely wished not to play would have no difficulty; the lava was an illusion, and any 'reality' to it depended on belief or buy-in. For those who sincerely didn't want to play, the floor would simply look odd. This was fun mischief, not viciousness. "Also, because I know some people need encouragement in order to engage with fun, the spell creating the lava has been broken and invested into several individual runes and hidden around the Inn, discoverable only by those playing the game. The lava ends when all of those runes are disrupted - you win - or when no one is left alive to disrupt them and I win." That was only sensible. There was no reason to continue playing a game when no one else was playing it.
"Furniture only, staircase railings are fine. No books, no bags, no cloth, the dead can't speak but if they wish to continue playing they may come back as a lava monster under my dominion." Even in games, there were fates worse than death. "Lava monsters may do as they please, including trying to pull the 'living' into the lava. Should there be a clear non-me winner somehow, I'll owe that person a favor of their choice, at some point in the future."
Did that cover everything? It seemed like it, but he could always make another announcement if he had to. "The floor becomes lava in ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... two...." He spaced out the countdown enough to make sure that everyone who wanted to scramble for furniture high ground was easily able to do so.
"...One." Loki released the spell and the floors everywhere in the Inn (for those who believed it or at least bought in to the game) turned to churning hot lava.
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The movie won.
"If we watch it here," or in some common area, "Others may wish to join in."
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"Did you want to watch it here?"
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"I have no preference for where as long as we obtain popcorn."
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"I am not certain." She could try standing in it. But Loki had said she would die. And she didn't want to die she wanted to eat popcorn.
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Just counters and stovetops, and those were far away that...
"Unless you want me to swing you around," he says.
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"I will accompany you into the kitchen," she decided, because the teenage girl sometimes won.
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"Okay, ready?" he asks, wrapping an arm around her.
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With Peter's free hand, he sends out a string of web-fluid at the ceiling near the door. With the sheer force of their momentum, he knocks open the kitchen's swinging door before shooting off another string of web-fluid that he rides to the nearest kitchen counter.
"Okay," he says. "I think the popcorn's in one of these cabinets somewhere."
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"Did they make you different? Or were you always different?" She's curious because even if she was always a bit different she'd been created not born as she was now.
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All of that had been utterly bizarre.
"I thought I should do something with it, so I became a superhero. Like the Avengers."
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"They wanted to use me, but I don't want be what they were trying to make." She was sure they had succeeded, but she hadn't stuck around to see if she was good enough.
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"Wanted a weapon, not a girl. Didn't get either."
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He glances over at River at that moment. He remembers her talking about her parents, how they were nobles and they wouldn't have thought much of her playing in the sand like a common person.
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Another pause. Her parents were less than warm, but she didn't think they knowingly sent her off to be broken.
"It was a school. I wanted to go. So they sent me."
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"Why'd you wanna go?"
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"Had the best program."
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"It was comprehensive. Math, science, civics... the arts. I wanted to be a dancer." Her parents had been okay with that, but had harbored hopes that she would change her mind and study the law.
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He's not sure if River would be into Quill's style of dancing, though. Maybe.
"He saved the universe in a dance-off."
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"I started dance lessons when I was three." She so sort of was a dancer, just not professionally. "But I will ask them if they would like to trade lessons."
The microwave beeped and she took the bag of popcorn out and shook it.
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Peter maneuvers over to where River is and sits down on the counter next to her.
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That seemed unwise.
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