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[st_ormbreaker]

Is anyone in need of something to do?

I'm in dire need of a cape. I've been without one for months now and I miss the weight of it.

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[st_ormbreaker]

Towels are not a suitable cape.

[st_ratagem]

Sheets then!

[st_ormbreaker]

Be serious about this, won't you? This Cape is very important to me!

[st_ratagem]

Hmmmmm... no.

Blankets? They're heavier than sheets.

[st_ormbreaker]

Make me a cape, Loki!

[st_ratagem]

I am not making you a cape!

[st_ormbreaker]

😭😭😭

[st_ratagem]

Crocodile tears! Make your own cape, brother.

[st_ormbreaker]

If I make one, I'm going to make one for you too so the two of us match.

[st_ratagem]

I don't need a cape. I have a coat.

[st_ormbreaker]

Guess you only like capes when it's the Grandmaster giving them to you.

[st_ratagem]

Hasn’t happened for me yet, remember?

Regardless I suspect liking and disliking didn’t come into it. Staying in favor with lunatics requires focus,

[st_ormbreaker]

If you wanted to, you could wear a cape now and stay in my favor.

A green one with a yellow interior.

[st_ranger]

Aw, Loki, come on. Make him a cape. You must have some talent at it if he's asking.

Private to Bucky

[st_ratagem]

Spinning, yes. Knots and nets, yes. Weaving, if I have to. I decline to sew because my brother refuses to do his own.

He's just being childish.

[private]

[st_ranger]

So, you could make him a cape without sewing, by other means.

Is it so childish or is it nostalgia, wanting a bit of something from home?

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[st_ratagem]

By what other means? Do tell! Bearing in mind, of course, that I'm not a dwarf. (First clue: I'm not twelve feet tall.)

It's both. Double annoying.

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[st_ranger]

If you were twelve feet tall, I'd be scared of you.

(clue: I'm not scared of you now)

He wants something and he wants you to make it. It would mean more because you're family. Just stop pretending to be angsty and do it.

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[st_ratagem]

(so? I don't need you to be scared of me.)

No. Thor can handle his own clothing..

Re: [private]

[st_ranger]

(good, because I won't be)

Do you really want to picture what he'll create if he tries to sew?

Well, it might be comical.

[st_ormbreaker]

See -- Solo here agrees with me.

[st_ranger]

Solo?

[st_ormbreaker]

Solo.

[st_ranger]

Solo what?

[st_ormbreaker]

Solo Solo.