[text to everyone] AMA

[st_rummer]

I'm bored.

You're probably bored too. And if you aren't right this minute, wait an hour. Maybe a day.

So I thought, why not use these magic messaging journals for something that will help fill the time instead of stuff that saves one of the few things we already have too much of?

ASK ME ANYTHING

For those of you not from a time and world similar to mine, AMAs are a whole thing, but it's pretty self-explanatory. You ask questions. I answer them. Obviously questions about me, or things I have a chance of knowing or forming an answer are best, but if you want to ask me the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, go for it.

Comments

[st_eampunk]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ;)

[st_rummer]

42 ;)

[st_eampunk]

Nice one.

Okay now for a serious question - If you could open a door at the inn to any world - not your own - what kind of world would it be?

[st_rummer]

Who wouldn't want to go to Risa, or some other Star Trekky pleasure planet?

[st_illfleshandblood]

What's your airspeed velocity, unladen?

[st_rummer]

I've never timed it or anything. Faster than I can run, and I can fly for longer too.

[st_illfleshandblood]

Want to? Time it, I mean.

[st_rummer]

Why not? Sure, we can do that.

[st_artandstoke]

What am I thinking about?

Private to Jag

[st_rummer]

I've got more than a few ideas. Why don't you give me a hint.

Jag - Coby

[st_artandstoke]

I know I'm supposed to be asking you questions, but I reckon this is the perfect set-up for twenty questions.

Re: Jag - Coby

[st_rummer]

Or you could come over, and we could have the perfect set-up for strip twenty questions.

[st_rangepalette]

Could you teach someone to surf?

[st_rummer]

I've taught friends before. But the board I've got here isn't exactly beginner-friendly.

[st_rangepalette]

Oh. Okay. I'm just so bored.

What about guitar?

[st_igmatized]

Nu metal. Discuss.

[st_rummer]

I wouldn't say it's my jam.

It's possible to make good music in any genre or fusion. It's a lot easier to make music that's crap. Especially if it's just about getting the plays, or being in it for the money not the music.

But hey, some people like angry bubble gum. It's all good.

[st_igmatized]

You are so much nicer than I am.

[st_recuerdame]

Have you ever written a song?

[st_rummer]

Yeah. I've written a lot of them.

And I've tossed more scraps of lyrics and bits of melody that never did come together into a full song.

[st_recuerdame]

Really? You did?! I thought I did that because I wasn't very good at it.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

War. What is it good for?

[st_rummer]

Absolutely nothing.

[st_ranger]

Why would someone want to know the air speed velocity of a bird?

[st_rummer]

It's from a movie. Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I'd try to explain, but Python's best experienced. Describing it, you lose a lot of what makes it funny.