[text to everyone] AMA

[st_rummer]

I'm bored.

You're probably bored too. And if you aren't right this minute, wait an hour. Maybe a day.

So I thought, why not use these magic messaging journals for something that will help fill the time instead of stuff that saves one of the few things we already have too much of?

ASK ME ANYTHING

For those of you not from a time and world similar to mine, AMAs are a whole thing, but it's pretty self-explanatory. You ask questions. I answer them. Obviously questions about me, or things I have a chance of knowing or forming an answer are best, but if you want to ask me the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, go for it.

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[st_rummer]

I've taught friends before. But the board I've got here isn't exactly beginner-friendly.

[st_rangepalette]

Oh. Okay. I'm just so bored.

What about guitar?

[st_rummer]

I think we're all with you on that, petal.

I could probably teach you some guitar, if you want.

[st_rangepalette]

I don't know how to be bored, though. It's never been an option!

I'll have to alter my hands so my claws don't destroy the strings, won't I?